Christmas 2025: Dumpster Fire!

Is it just me or was the 2025 Eastenders episode the worst Christmas episode ever filmed in the history of Eastenders?! No wonder Zoe’s gone AWOL, and with it Michelle Ryan's most anticipated return in recent soap history fizzled out quicker than you could say, "Get outta mah PUB!" In fact, we hardly saw her on our screens this year. Now, less than a year, later she is quitting the show. And rightly so.

Let’s backtrack for a second. Anthony Trueman, the local GP, dated Zoe in the early 2000s but refused to have “intimate relations” with her. Cue forward to 2003 and he quit the show. Zoe moved just as quickly all over Dennis Rickman, sleeping with his dad, Dirty Den. Zoe had never slept with Anthony. She quit the show in 2005. That's 20 years ago. But hang on a minute. She gives birth off screen around the same time to two of Dr. Anthony Truman’s kids?! 

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Zoe fled to Spain after helping cover up Dirty Den’s murder, and Anthony had plodded off to Scotland where he built his GP practice. Yet there was never any mention ensuing 20 years of the show  that these two had gotten back together off screen. Thsi wouldn't have happened in any scenario.

That storyline was dead in the water and should never have been resurrected. It was not only unbelievable, but written and executed poorly. Zoe/Michelle returns after vowing to never return to Eastenders in the press 20 years later, with her unbeknownst daughter, Jasmine, killing her real dad on Christmas day because he’s arguing with Zoe about the missing adopted twins? Why not dial 999? And the twin brother that shows up, Josh, is so anticlimactic. But that's another post.

Zoe has been distraught and tortured for 20 years searching for her kid(s). She is searching for her long lost son over the past two decades, yet when he finally rocks up, she’s says, “See you later mate. I’m off to Lynne’s for some much needed R&R and me time. Laters!” Hard to believe, but so much of this nonsense is undigestible. Long gone is the grittiness of the 1980s.

There no bond or connection, and we don’t even see the twins and Zoe reunited as a family unit — no heartfelt confessions. In fact, she hardly pays attention to them in the Vic and the two twins stick out like sore thumbs in the Queen Vic. Then they (the out of touch writers, greenlighted by a delusional producer) throw in a storyline that the twins are secretly in love with lanky Oscar, the bisexual teen lover on the Square! Do me a favor!

Who is writing this stuff? For the first time in 26 years of continuous watching, (and I have watched every episode broadcast in 40 years), I considered unsubscribing. 

In fact, I did unsubscribe as I couldn’t take this gaslighting anymore. I had a change of heart because I’ve watched so many years of episodes and have invested so much of myself and my time into this one thing, I went back and rewatched the week I missed. Same drivel.

But the damage has been done to the brand. Utterly ridiculous characters and storylines. No wonder Michelle Ryan burnt all her scripts and posted the footage on Instagram. Dumpster fire vibes.

Well surely I can’t be on my own here. Would you have burnt the scripts? Was this the worst Christmas episode in EastEnders 40 years? Do you have a love/hate relationship with the show now?  It's now a love/hate relationship and I hope they can right the ship, but is it too late?